And on to the weekend...
Right now I'm trying to figure out where to book our big 100th C.O.G. Lecture. One Eyed Jacks? The Republic? The Hi Ho Lounge? The Howlin' Wolf? I'm open to ideas here! (If you have a preference, please let me know ASAP! Gotta book that sucker immediately.)

Well, last night's 'Green Jelly' show was pretty ridiculous... probably the silliest trainwreck of a metal concert I've ever witnessed! Still, you only live once, and I can now say I've seen them perform. Sheesh!

Speaking of only living once, on the way over there Jeannine and I were joking about what would be a fitting epitaph for me. She suggested "Huh?" I countered with "Wha' Happened?" (Fred Willard's catchphrase from 'A Mighty Wind') Ehhhh, who am I kidding, you KNOW it's gonna be "Bow to the C.O.G.!"

So... what do YOU want on your tombstone?

Tonight I'm likely to be found at the House of Blues mixing for my friends in the not-quite-comedy metal band Brah, who are opening for Sebastian Bach. Tomorrow I'm doing equipment rental for a film crew and Saturday night will likely be spent at TikiBilly's 80's party.

I leave you now with some of the most ridiculous attention grabbing headlines, torn from today's spam email. Enjoy!


Airliner's emergency landing interrupts air show in Ohio
American Idol found dead in bed
Angelina Jolie Set To Destroy Own Vagina
As Hanukkkah nears, writer becomes Jewish "Saanta"
Barack Obama Wins Ku Klux Klan Endorsement
Batman decides to show his manhood 0
Bull gores farmer to death
Bush 'Troubled' by Gay Marriages. Declares San Francisco Part of 'Axis of Evil'
Bush And Mccain Dance Ballet
Cure for Aids officially announced
Cute dogs massacred in Texas
Dark Knight nemesis finally dead
Empire State Building the target of new terrorist threat
Ethan Hawke's wife dies during child birth
Gay Bishop Was A Wrestling Pro
Hell is a more preferable destination than Heaven
Illegal Immigrants Seize Control Of The U.S.
Jessica Alba slaps Britney in public
John Mccain "I Promise To Invade Your Vaginas."
Larry King shot dead at home
Living proof that the earth is flat available
Markets worldwide crash over US declaration of war on Iran
Mccain - Iran Has Weapons Of Mass Destruction
Mccain And Bush To Dance In Puppet Show
Mick Jagger to make big screen debut
NASA to use Space Shuttles to Kill Birds
Nazi Toddlers Ruined my Birthday
Obama Captures Osama
Obama Comes Clean: "Im An Elitist, Ultra-Liberal Bastard"
One Hot White Chick Injured in Tsunami Disaster
Pamela Anderson Tommy Lee In New Sex Film Sensation On Abramovich Yacht
Paris Hilton Initially Denies Having Inverted Nipples
Patrick Swayze suicide after cancer news
Playing poker prevents Alzheimer's disease
PopeWatch: Fox News Personally Confirms the Pope's Death
President punches minister in the face
Rupaul: Ron Paul Is My Brother!
Subway sued for baking knife in bread
Switzerland To Be Devoured By Black Hole
Talking apes kill 2 in freak accident
Terrorist threat sidelines Beijing Olympics
Tiger Woods Will Call Next Son Monkey
Tornado!
Totally Wasted Girls At My Birthday Party
Ufos Sighted Over Uk
Vulcan!